Login Register Our Team Submission Guidelines Contact FAQs Terms of Use

My Legal Assistant is a Vampire

My name is Bill Norville, and I’m a lawyer. My next birthday will be my 59th, and I’m the managing partner at Melton, Norville, Jennings & Johnson in Martintown, North Carolina. That’s a large town or small city in the western part of the state, in the mountains northwest of Charlotte, rubbing up against the […]


Citation:http://www.theoi.com/Daimon/Oneiroi.html The young man paused at the top of the stairs that led down into a small park. His overalls were new and made of quality materials that may have even been woven cloth rather than extruded synthetic. It was clearly the uniform of a high-class ship crew. The insignia on his sleeve showed that […]

Week Fifty: The Garden State

"You’re fired," Aunt Joan said. "If this is a Donald Trump joke," I said, "it isn’t funny." "It’s not funny," she said, "but it’s time. Meet me in my office." "Is this serious?" I asked. "As a heart attack. Bring Emma with you, she’s fired, too." I pulled Emma out of her cubicle, and we […]

PreTeena November 30-December 6, 2015

November 30, 2015 December 1, 2015 December 2, 2015 December 3, 2015 December 4, 2015 December 5, 2015 December 6, 2015 <– Previous strips *** Next strips –>

PreTeena November 23-29, 2015

November 23, 2015 November 24, 2015 November 25, 2015 November 26, 2015 November 27, 2015 November 28, 2015 November 29, 2015 <– Previous strips *** Next strips –>

PreTeena November 16-22, 2015

November 16, 2015 November 17, 2015 November 18, 2015 November 19, 2015 November 20, 2015 November 21, 2015 November 22, 2015 <– Previous strips *** Next strips –>

Week Forty-Nine: The True North

I was sitting at my desk in my cubicle, looking for vintage photos of clowns piling out of clown cars to illustrate the race for Speaker of the House, but I kept getting interrupted. “Congratulations,” one of the new interns said. “Not funny,” I said. “Oh, come on,” the intern said. Her name was Martha, […]

Dynasty of the Elect

"Ydrar wants to see you at his office," Heldiss rumbled. Tchel didn’t turn around, his fore eyes remaining focused on the computer screen. His rear eyes could see his counterpart’s bulk filling the office door just fine. Heldiss was large even for a 17th leveler, his arms as big as Tchel’s forelegs, his forelegs thicker […]

PreTeena November 9-15, 2015

November 9, 2015 November 10, 2015 November 11, 2015 November 12, 2015 November 13, 2015 November 14, 2015 November 15, 2015 <– Previous strips *** Next strips –>

Holiday Short Fiction Contest: Biblical Proportions!

The deadline has been extended to Friday, December 11th! Ever wonder what it was like to: *witness the building of the Tower of Babel? *be a soldier in Pharoah’s army at the Red Sea? *work as a builder on Solomon’s Temple? *hear Jesus preach for the first time in the Galilee? We certainly have–and now […]