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PreTeena December 29-January 4, 2014

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Seasons Greetings! A Poem From Hillary: Entry #114

Dear Diary, I’ve written a poem for the holidays! It helps me get out my anger so much more constructively than shouting at the help or running over squirrels with the limousine. ‘Twas the night before Christmas (and Hanukah, too. And Kwanzaa and Solstice and whatever the hell else you want to do). Bill was […]

Chapter 3: Stealing Cars and Co-Ed Bars

A Girl, A Dog, A Boat Fiction by Audie Cockings Chapter Three: Stealing Cars and Co-Ed Bars The guys I dated before Todd weren’t anything to write home about. Seemingly pleasant company, but not engaging in a lifetime sort of way. And I had zero man-luck in med school. There were too many willing undergrad […]

PreTeena December 22-28, 2014

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Editor’s note: this story contains graphic content that may disturb more sensitive readers. A figure sat on a low branch of a sprawling Sycamore tree in a small, cozy neighborhood. She watched lights go on in each house as the occupants went about their normal Christmas Eve night routines. Some opened presents, some had lavish […]

Water Like A Stone

Nobody knew where the guy came from. The triage nurse at Landstuhl Regional Medical Center’s emergency room had simply looked up from the computer to see a dark-skinned young man on a gurney, his white robe soaked with blood pouring from the gash across his throat, and called for help. Whatever had caused his injury […]

Christmas Hits

Not waiting for the storm to let up, seventy-year old Caesar Vincenzo ran stiff legged, head down, from the car into the store. Soaked, he stood proudly inside his twelve-year-old business, Rex Appliances. With his fingers he combed back wet hair and noticed a young couple transfixed before three large plasma screens, two roaring with […]

ELFILTRATED – A Tale of Deception

Gabe peered around the corner. The office door was wide open, the chair at the desk empty. It might be his last chance. He slipped off his green felt shoes, careful to silence the jingle bells attached to the toes. Sure, those bells were festive, but their jingle-jangling would alert the boss to his deception. […]

Wild Turkey

"You won’t snooker me twice," said Chili. James Riggio gave his mouthful of Copper Bottom ale the attention it deserved before he swallowed and said, "I haven’t snookered you once." "Who owns the Hubbub Pub, you or me?" Before James could say word one, Chili bulled on. "And who has the recipe for Hubbub Chili, […]