The Beginning of Mambo Non-Italiano
By Tom Cosentino
Welcome to my new Blog, Mambo Non-Italiano. In today’s crazy cancel culture, where cartoon characters have to be ethnically cleansed and there are casting quotas where Henry VIII could be played by an Asian woman, who self-identifies as something else, well you know where I’m going. I wanted to add my take on this hotly contested debate, in a subtler, more relaxed environment, like my Uncle’s talking about which jockey’s were on the take at the local Harness track.
A few things upfront, I am not on a mission. I have not social wrong I want to make right. I got the idea for this blog from watching the very fine movie Green Book. Viggo Mortensen was nominated for Best Actor but lost to an Englishman playing an Englishman. Mortensen played the real-life Italian Tony Lip. Mortensen was great in the role all except for one small problem; he’s not Italian. He doesn’t look Italian. He can’t make Pasta Fagioli. He acted Italian but isn’t that supposed to be something we aren’t supposed to be doing now? So, I thought I would blog about the roles of Italian characters that were played by non-Italians.
Episode 3: The Russian Collusion
The New Adventures of Justin T. Fairchild, Social Justice Warrior
By Curtis Edmonds
March 2017: “If you were Merrick Garland,” I asked Emma, “would you rather have a fruit basket or flowers?”
“I’d rather have a pint of ice cream,” she said. “Or a bottle of bourbon.”
Trump (I refuse to say the word president in the same sentence with his name) had just nominated Neal Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, ignoring President Obama’s wise counsel to appoint Merrick Garland to that post. The Republicans had successfully managed to hijack the Court, leaving democracy in serious peril.
The New Adventures of Justin T. Fairchild, Social Justice Warrior: Episode 1, The Secret Society
The ongoing series returns!
By Curtis Edmonds
January 2017: It was six weeks after the 2016 election, and I was sitting with my seven-month-old son Richie in our house in Bristol, New Jersey. I had more cause for mourning than other progressives. Not only had our standard-bearer, Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton, lost the Electoral College to the most unqualified candidate in American history (despite winning the popular vote), but I lost my race for the 13th Congressional District of New Jersey to the incumbent.
If you enjoy the ongoing adventures of Justin T. Fairchild, Social Justice Warrior, be sure to check out the new Liberty Island e-book featuring America’s favorite Constitutional Trotskyite. SNOWFLAKE’S CHANCE: THE 2016 CAMPAIGN DIARY OF JUSTIN T. FAIRCHILD, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR is available for download at Amazon.
When An Overpriced Head of Lettuce Becomes An Attack on Your Masculinity
$4.99?!
By Mark Goldblatt
Mark Goldblatt’s memoir Right Tool for the Job is loaded with hilarious stories and insights into becoming a man.
Christmas / Hanukkah Gift Suggestion #1: For the New Baby in Your Life
By Audie Cockings
My little brother and his wife had their first baby at the end of the summer, a boy…
From the Notebook of Norman Dornan, Father of the Stomach Condom
By Frederick Gero Heimbach
An Honorable Mention in the 2017 Spring Shock Trigger Warning Writing Contest.