The Future That Used To Be
By Pierre Comtois
Joey Ixbee lay on his stomach, his head propped in his hands, on the carpet in Steve Garabon’s TV room. At the moment, it was late on a Saturday afternoon and the two best friends were engrossed in the latest Creature Feature offering: Earth vs the Flying Saucers. Although both boys agreed that with stop […]
Thunder in the Capital
By Vishnu Lorax
When Anthony Schumacher decided to run for the congressional seat of the retiring Representative Theodore Milhous Johnson, his meteoric rise through the conservative ranks was all but assured – he was a young, articulate lawyer with a beautiful wife and family. Nothing could stop him from one day becoming President. But instead of budget battles […]
How About That Israel-Hamas Thingee?? Entry #106
By Lari Vine
Dear Diary, Thank Yahweh nobody’s asking me about the Israel-Hamas thingee. Let John Kerry stand out there with his schmekel in his hand, ‘cos no sane person can explain my party’s position: A bunch of Palestinians start firing rockets at Jewish kindergartens during coloring time, and emptying tank guns in the direction of anybody who […]
Why You Should Support Liberty Island
By David S. Bernstein
This piece was originally published on PJ Media 6/20/2014 We’ve been asked to write a brief introduction to Liberty Island, which we have described as a "publisher of fiction, pop culture, and other fun stuff for conservatives, libertarians, and contrarians." Which raises an interesting question: A generation ago, would we have needed a conservative fiction […]
Little Red Cap
By Steven W. Aunan
Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl. Everyone liked her, but most of all her grandmother, who did not know what to give the child next. Once she gave her a little cap made of red velvet. Because it suited her so well, and she wanted to wear it all the time, […]
Liberty Island Makes ‘Em Crazy
By David S. Bernstein
Who would have thought that an obscure website publishing fiction by and for conservatives would create absolute apoplexy among liberals? Below we’ve produced a "best of" list of the angry, nutty, and elitist rants criticizing Liberty Island. They come in 3 basic categories: ANGRY: "Those stupid racist Tea Party people can’t even read, how can […]
We Were Broke, I Tell You! Dead Broke! We Lived in a Friend’s Car! Entry #105
By Lari Vine
Dear Diary, Yes, when we got out of the White House, we were dead broke. We had bills coming in from private school. We had at least two houses to buy. Plus those bi-weekly bikini waxes weren’t going to pay for themselves! (Ha, ha! I kid. It was monthly.) We were crawling out of a […]
“If I Strangled Kittens, My Fans Would Say Tabby Deserved It” Entry #104
By Lari Vine
Dear Diary, Okay, so when we left the White House, we weren’t exactly dead broke. But like I say, “what difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again.” Seriously, I love that line: “What difference […]
