SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

They want to steer the ship!

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

They seldom leave a tip!

(Two weasels with dyed hair and tats, back to us, leaving cafe as the server, a blue-footed boobie, stares down at the remains of their meal.)

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

How they love to preen!

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

It’s important to be seen!

(A weasel standing on a plinth, about to lower a laurel wreath on its own brow as other weasels surround it in admiring poses. Hands clutched, little hearts coming from their heads.)

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

Sneerin’ at the rubes!

Do you shop at Walmart? They shop at Whole Foods!

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Photo by MikeKalasnik

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