Stop me if you've heard this one before:
A loud-mouthed vulgarian and inheritor of his daddy's fortune, possessing questionable ethics, business sense, and a baffling reputation as an "outsider" amongst the common folk, launches a bid for political office that captures the attention of the nation.
His exploits and statements are legendary. His gaffes are staggering. The political establishment alternately loathes and is awed by him. The media climb over each other to report his every word. One by one his political opponents fall before him.
Donald Trump? Nope, I'm talking about Rob Ford, the recently deceased former Mayor of Toronto.
You might have never heard of him, but up here in Canada, Ford's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Jon Stewart's associated Daily Show segment are etched in our nation's collective memory.
That's why Donald Trump's rampage to the Republican nomination and consistent dominance of the news cycle feels like watching a sequel- or perhaps an adaptation.
Ford drove under the influence, got videotaped using drugs, regularly used profanity and racial slurs, threatened and occasionally used violence against his critics- once running right over a city councillor who got in his way- but he had a bumbling, stumbling quality about him that made him almost endearing. He was often compared to Chris Farley.
Say what you will about The Donald, but he would never deny rumours of an affair by saying he "had enough to eat at home." He would never order food at a Jamaican restaurant speaking actual patois. If the cops have ever been to Trump's home to investigate a domestic dispute, I've never heard of it. Without his handlers to keep him under control, Ford detonated PR bombs on the daily.
But on the campaign trail, Ford was focused and disciplined. His campaign slogan- "Stop The Gravy Train" -resonated with Torontonians who were frustrated with the entrenched culture of waste at City Hall. He dominated debates, raised a ton of cash and won over immigrant enclaves ringing the city.
What accounted for this turnaround? Who was guiding him through those months?
Could Ford have been a Trump prototype?
One instance stands out in my memory. Canada- and especially Ontario, the province where I live- brags all the time about how proud it is of its open borders and relaxed immigration policy.
So, when Ford said, apropos of nothing, that Toronto lacked the infrastructure to handle with more people, I was dumbfounded.
Granted, it was no, "Let's build a wall," but talking about limits on immigration at all in Canada hadn't been done before or since.
Did this hurt Ford's standing with Canadian immigrants? Quite the opposite.
Then there were the whispers about Ford's connections to powerful Chicago Republicans.Dialing his campaign office sometimes got you a call back from a 773 area code. Then there was the fact that the Ford family business did have a branch office in Chicago.
But all this is mere speculation. The clearest evidence of a link between Trump and Ford was an utterance made by the Donald on May 5th during a rally in West Virginia.
Can you guess what Trump vowed to do as President?
That's right. He promised to "stop the gravy train....."
Canada. A quirky, perky and very cold country full of overly polite hockey players who like maple syrup, brightly coloured money, Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, and Drake?
Or a frozen wasteland where entrepreneurship is stifled, creativity is stunted, corruption is pervasive, and all are subject to the whims of the terrifying and invisible Consensus?
Maybe both?
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Josh Lieblein, pharmacist, political activist, and teller of tales. I was recruited to Liberty Island by a man you all know and respect- Mr. Dave Swindle- who answered a call for assistance when a new Canadian conservative website - Rebel Media- was looking for writers to contribute to its community blog, The Megaphone.
For a year, Dave and I dialogued about the commonalities and differences between Canadian and American politics, the future of conservatism in a world beset by Trumpism, and how to inspire conservatives to create and take back the culture from the left.
Now the Megaphone has been shut down, scrubbed from the Internet, due to lack of traffic- or was that the work of the Consensus again? Hmmmm.....
Luckily, Dave and I have been working together to bring an epic fantasy trilogy based on the strange and darkly funny world of Canadian politics to life. I'll be sharing chapters from the rewritten version of the first volume- Obsidian- as they come to life with you, as well as some insights from up north that you might find interesting.
For example...what if I told you that we already have a government run by President Hillary Clinton....and it's in Canada?
And what if I told you that there was a Canadian prototype for Donald Trump?
In my next post, I'll be revealing more about these mysteries.
Until then.....I'm Josh Lieblein, and just like we say up in Canada all the time...It is what it is.