Curtis Edmonds is a humorist and lawyer living in Central New Jersey. He is a frequent contributor to McSweeney's Internet Tendency and other online publications. His debut novel, Rain on Your Wedding Day, was published in 2013. He is the world's foremost expert on depressing country songs. Known weaknesses include chicken enchiladas, Bernard Cornwell novels, and coconut cream pie. Functional, but at a very slow speed and low reliability.