Stuck in the Middle with Jews
By the Intifada Singers - To the tune of Stuck in the Middle with You.
Well, I know why I shot rockets tonight
Got the feeling I want Israel alight
I'm not scared they might explode premature
I'm lusting for the virgin allure
Hezbollah to left of me, Hamas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Jews
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with Jews,
And I know just what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, body parts all over the place
Hezbollah to left of me, Hamas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Jews
Well, you started off with Yahweh,
And you're proud that you're a self-made race
And your friends they all go running,
Slap you in the face and say,
Please, please
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Jews running the whole damn world
I don't think that I can take anymore
Hezbollah to left of me, Hamas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Jews
Well, you started off with Yahweh,
And you're proud that you're a self-made race
And your friends they all go running,
Slap you in the face and say,
Please, please
Yeah, I know why I shot rockets tonight
Got the feeling I want Israel alight
I'm not scared they might explode premature
I'm lusting for the virgin allure
Hezbollah to left of me, Hamas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Jews
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with Jews
Stuck in the middle with Jews
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Jews
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Review by AudieCockings
Sep 8 2014
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Better than Weird Al ....
This parody needs to be recorded. If anyone out there knows Rush Limbaugh, please forward this to his team of comedians. If Al Jezeera had a radio station, this song would be in the top 40 for sure. Casey Casem might actually be asked to come back from the dead and host the program.
I can also hear our dear president singing this song if he ever dare visit Israel, which he won't as they have few PGA tour rated golf courses there.
Make more songs like this! Please?
I can also hear our dear president singing this song if he ever dare visit Israel, which he won't as they have few PGA tour rated golf courses there.
Make more songs like this! Please?