Lari Vine is the nom de guerre of a DC-based writer whose influences include Tom Wolfe, Neil Labute, Vince Gilligan, fast food, and the pleasure of making people uncomfortable. Vine's politics are Catholic-anarchist in that Vine strives to create disorder but feels guilty about it. Vine's list of valuable thinkers includes John Stuart Mill, Max Weber, and Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim. Vine's unique writing style is characterized by the use of nouns and verbs; the author's goal is to someday use punctuation. Vine's writing is difficult to locate online as the author doesn't exist, but please take comfort in the fact that whenever two or more of you are gathered in Vine's name, there is love, oh, there is love.