There is no doubt in my mind that he is not now, nor has he ever been, a solider. He might have had a relative in the service or did some internet research, but no one who has spent more than a day in uniform would claim to be shopping with his Sergeant Major looking like him.
First of all, there’s no reason to be in a shopping mall on Black Friday in uniform. Secondly, no soldier would even think of putting the American flag where a combat patch is supposed to go (and no Sergeant Major would let that go uncorrected) especially if he had, as he claimed, given his combat patch to a child earlier. That would mean he deliberately moved the American flag to the incorrect position after he ripped off his combat patch. The answers he gives – especially to the question of why he’s wearing three Combat Infantryman’s Badges – make no sense and he uses language no soldier, much less a Ranger, would use. Lastly, the guy is probably 50lbs overweight and unless that is due to some sort of combat-related injury, the 2nd Ranger Battalion is not going to keep a guy that out of shape around for very long.
So he’s a fake, and not even a very good one. Like any good actor, he did commit to the role though, in what turns out to be a comical way. But should we be bothered by this?
I’ve never come across such an obvious case of stolen valor, but I might have come close a few weeks ago. I went to a USC football game in Columbia, SC and on my way back I was pulled over by a police officer looking for drunk drivers leaving the game. Having not had a drop all day I was fine but when the officer saw the military ID in my wallet as I was pulling out my driver’s license he asked me about my service. He then said that he was in a reserve artillery unit in Iraq but when I asked him where he’d been and when – I was curious to see if we’d been there at the same time – he clammed up, quickly said he’d write me a warning, and went back to his car.
It’s nothing more than a curious episode to me – he could very well have been telling the truth – but I’ve noticed a tendency among almost exclusively men who, when they find out I was in Iraq or Afghanistan, begin the very next sentence with "I would have joined, but…"
The guy who fixed my dishwasher some time ago felt compelled to give me the 15-minute version of why he didn’t join. I only got 5 minutes from the guy who installed my cable.
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